I migliori ristorantinella città Lentate sul seveso della Monza e della brianza
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Pizzeria D'Asporto Sara
Lentate sul seveso
14/09/2025: I order a single pizza. On the phone, they tell me they can't deliver it. On the app, however, it clearly shows as available. I call back, point it out, and magically it becomes possible: perhaps my voice has unlocked a secret level of delivery.
The pizza arrives. Or rather, a gastronomic experiment:
• Tomato: gone, perhaps a protected witness.
• Oregano: declared but never delivered.
• Cooked ham: replaced by shoulder, like going from business class to night bus.
• Buffalo mozzarella: transformed into a rigid insole, more perfect for safety shoes than a pizza.
• Toppings: everything moved to one side, as if the delivery man had just rally-dropped into the city.
The ingredients scream "low cost" from afar. The only hope remains the dough, which I'll judge tonight: if I wake up drinking every half hour, at least I'll have proof that the only strong taste was that of thirst.
30/08/2025: But has it changed owners? I knew it in the 90s, or are you the children?

