12/11/2025: Very nice location, excellent quality of products from breakfast to hot food to lunch
07/11/2025: It's late afternoon.
My colleagues are working on the computer while I, fresh from a life-changing experience that altered my physical perceptions, am intent on writing my opinions on this place called "Menza."
I'll begin this review by specifying that I'm a traveler and that this isn't my first time here, but my second.
In fact, I think that to gain a clear understanding of anything, you need to try it at least a second time.
When you're talking about an experience that overturns everything you thought you knew about life, that makes your certainties collapse like a house of cards, well, in this case, twice is definitely not enough.
But I'll do my best to be as clear as possible.
The restaurant staff is courteous, and the wait for pizzas is very short compared to most pizzerias I've been to on my long, hungry travels.
The pizzas are delicious, the toppings are exquisite, and the sauce is probably made by pressing tomatoes freshly picked in the Field of Eden.
The fries are so good that if a colleague of mine were being attacked in the restaurant bathroom, I'd continue eating them without any guilt, rather than step in and save him.
The crust, often overlooked in traditional pizzerias, here is excellent even for dipping in the on-site water, available free of charge in the bathroom on the first floor.
Regarding the first floor, I have a whole note to write.
In fact, upon arriving at this level, which at first glance resembles the dining room on the Titanic, we notice how physical perceptions begin to become distorted, the air appears almost still, and shadows begin to dance in the dim light.
Exploring the floor, we can also see a door leading to another dimension, similar to a field of grass stretching to the horizon, where humans and pizzas coexist peacefully, in an idyllic and serene world. We can see women strolling around holding a Margherita pizza, a devil carrying a baby in a stroller, and so on.
The only downside: ten of us entered, and nine of us left. We don't know where one of our friends ended up, but we suspect the pizza oven had something to do with it.