Osteria Locanda Cecconi In Porto azzurro

11/08/2026: Excellent food and very friendly staff

11/08/2026: Two-tier dining and the all-in-one toilet: The complete Tuscan trauma Attention, a safety warning in advance: Anyone who dares to even glance at the lower entrance door without any prior knowledge will be intercepted by the staff faster than a camper van in a nature reserve. This area seems to be the strictly guarded, sacred refuge for locals. For paying tourists: No entry! You will be immediately summoned back to the designated milking zone with a mixture of shock and indignation. The staff operates with the infectious enthusiasm of a law enforcement officer issuing fines. Completely emotionless, silent, and consistently devoid of hospitality. The food is technically okay, but just as soullessly and carelessly slapped onto the plate as the service. The preparation probably has the emotional depth of a microwave oven instruction manual. The real feat, however, is the billing: For this culinary vacuum, they charge prices that would at least allow you to enter through the main entrance. The absolute masterpiece of business management awaits you in the restroom. The toilet is clean, at least! – but a logistical kamikaze project: exactly one toilet for all the men, all the women, and a changing table at the same time. This isn't a bathroom, it's a Swiss Army knife of a room. While half the tour group outside is hopping from one foot to the other with their legs crossed, inside, diapers are being changed in perfect calm. Italian efficiency! In short: If you enjoy the VIP experience of being whistled back from forbidden doors by exasperated staff, only to then have to eat overpriced bland food and join a massive queue for the universal toilet, you'll love this place.