04/04/2026: Nice place but packed, everyone with a bagpipe... Women who think they're Miss Italy... Unfortunately, there's no middle ground for age. Friday night, music from the 70s and 80s. People in their 50s, 60s, 65s, 70s... good marks for the DJs, great music.
In Sanremo, there are rag dolls in noir, wax dolls, all with fake smiles... They let loose to the music of Abba, as if they haven't danced in decades, looking for a guy to scrounge a drink...
At 1:00 a.m., the kids arrive...
31/03/2026: I had the pleasure of spending an evening at Noir Club & Restaurant, and the experience was truly excellent in every way.
The setting is meticulously designed, with a refined and engaging atmosphere that makes it perfect for both dinner and a more lively evening. The quality of the food is excellent, with beautifully presented dishes prepared with top-quality ingredients. The beverage selection is also extensive and well-structured.
A great strength is undoubtedly the staff: professional, courteous, and always attentive to guests' needs, they make guests feel at ease from start to finish.
Overall, a high-end venue, ideal for those seeking quality, impeccable service, and a stunning location. Highly recommended.