Nice place but packed, everyone with a bagpipe... Women who think they're Miss Italy... Unfortunately, there's no middle ground for age. Friday night, music from the 70s and 80s. People in their 50s, 60s, 65s, 70s... good marks for the DJs, great music.
In Sanremo, there are rag dolls in noir, wax dolls, all with fake smiles... They let loose to the music of Abba, as if they haven't danced in decades, looking for a guy to scrounge a drink...
At 1:00 a.m., the kids arrive...
Daniel Ducrai
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04 Aprile 2026
6,0
I had the pleasure of spending an evening at Noir Club & Restaurant, and the experience was truly excellent in every way.
The setting is meticulously designed, with a refined and engaging atmosphere that makes it perfect for both dinner and a more lively evening. The quality of the food is excellent, with beautifully presented dishes prepared with top-quality ingredients. The beverage selection is also extensive and well-structured.
A great strength is undoubtedly the staff: professional, courteous, and always attentive to guests' needs, they make guests feel at ease from start to finish.
Overall, a high-end venue, ideal for those seeking quality, impeccable service, and a stunning location. Highly recommended.
Gianluca Altimari
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31 Marzo 2026
10,0
Very nice atmosphere, well-organized aperitif and very kind and helpful staff.
Max DL
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23 Marzo 2026
10,0
Very pleasant, well attended and a fun 70s, 80s, 90s evening.
Costantino Pulvirenti
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17 Marzo 2026
10,0
A little expensive for the place after 10pm it's not 23 euros
Dante Debellis
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06 Marzo 2026
8,0
Nice place, good food and nice people
paolo contu
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27 Febbraio 2026
8,0
Good music, aperitif as usual, the place is pleasant
Ivan Di Blasi
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12 Febbraio 2026
8,0
On Friday evenings, Il Noir in Lissone offers a pleasant aperitif in a relaxing atmosphere. With a drink in hand, the atmosphere is perfect for starting the weekend.
The best part comes with the music: until midnight, you can dance to the best hits from the '80s and '90s, captivating and always relevant. A successful mix that makes for a fun and light-hearted evening, ideal for those who want music and movement.
Alessandra Lucifora
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08 Febbraio 2026
10,0
I've never used the restaurant, as I've only ever experienced the place as a nightclub. That said, I can say that Noir is one of the nightclubs I've found most enjoyable in terms of price, music, quality of drinks, and management (people coming in, space, cleanliness, etc.) 🥰
Elena Spini
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30 Gennaio 2026
10,0
Beautiful place to dance, poor food, bathrooms are scary, really scandalous, the waiters are nervous, they make you leave your jacket for 5 euros in the cloakroom
Albebea Le
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10 Dicembre 2025
6,0