McDonalds In Milano

Small airport Check in opens only 2-1/2 hrs before departure

Historic yet efficient and comfortable

This is the second time I've been to Milan. This is the second time I've been to Milan, the airport itself is very pleasant and very functional. However, I must say, and I say this for all those who will go, this message because this message is very, very important for the future of humanity and the planet, Terre Gallia, the green planet as we know it, green and blue, seen from space. The message is this: this airport is pleasant, functional, but there is a large but a capital letter MAIES not to be confused with corn, corn is eaten, it's good with butter, so this is very important. Listen to me carefully, take notes. Breathe deeply, there are far too many planes landing, taking off, leaving and returning from this airport, I don't understand why people take so many planes. In my time, we took the bike, the train, and we were no more unhappy than today. At Christmas I was happy with an apple and a five-franc coin, today young people need the Gameboy and the Tyndo, well I don't know anything about it but it's not going well at all. You're all just a bunch of spoiled brats and it's going to end very badly so we have to ban planes or just me when I come and take the plane, and then the hostesses aren't very nice and neither are the stewards and we don't understand anything when they speak English and then I wish there weren't too many people around me in the seats, but apart from that everything's fine. I send you big kisses, hugs and like my message please.

Pretty run down, but new scanners are working, so liquids up to 2l are allowed

Record time for returning suitcases...they were already on the conveyor belt...

Large and easily accessible to all services. Very well signposted.

The airport is small but well-organized. There's plenty of parking, at a reasonable hourly rate. The first 15 minutes of parking are free, provided you print a ticket.

It's a mess getting on and off. Otherwise, everything else is fine.

It's not easy to get there for the first time

Quite a nice, clean airport. Security was quick and efficient. Good restaurants. Rental car drop off was an adventure, signage could be improved as you approach the parking garage