It was the evening of September 13th, exactly 10 p.m., when three daring adventurers (me and two companions) decided to challenge the unknown gastronomic world of Sortino. Our destination? A 1960s-style pizzeria so out of the way it almost seemed like an urban legend.
The odyssey began as soon as we entered: amidst bewildered glances and packed tables, we finally managed to secure a table like heroes returning from battle. Seated triumphantly, we ordered: two golden fries, a fragrant pizza, two solemn pizzoli. But the wait, alas, was as long as a South American soap opera: biblical times to see the food, so much so that we could have sung a Gregorian chant while waiting.
When the food finally appeared, it was like the apparition of a mirage: excellent food, authentic flavors, generous portions. But here's the twist: the first pizzolo arrived at the table, not cut like a classic round pizzolo, but carved without any earthly geometry, almost a Dadaist work of art. Perplexed and amused, we tackled this culinary conundrum armed with knives and good will.
The staff, despite being entangled in a thousand tasks, were friendly and good-natured, and this alone, given the circumstances, deserved the audience's applause.
When it came time for dessert, we discovered that the dessert kingdom was deserted: no tiramisu, no cassatina, no cannoli to comfort us. Only a pizza with Nutella or pistachio, a sort of mythological creature half gluttony and half cholesterol challenge. We decided, like good, prudent knights, not to tackle it.
And while the innkeeper, with a paternal gesture, offered us the house amaro, we declined, too full for further displays of courage.
Thus ended our epic: a vintage pizzeria with slow service but a big heart, where imperfection becomes color and every wait a story to be told.
Chiara Iole Azzaro
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15 Settembre 2025
10,0
Extremely long wait times... we had to wait over two hours for the pizzoli and pizzas we'd ordered. Decent food, welcoming atmosphere, and ample parking.
Maria 1
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03 Agosto 2025
6,0
It's the first time I've eaten at this place. I didn't know it at all.
It was a nice evening. Really beautiful location, in the open countryside. Fresh air, excellent food (the pizzoli were really really good). The owners were really kind and friendly. Thank you..
Ghigno di Bacco
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05 Luglio 2025
10,0