Noa Beach In Grottammare

13/04/2025: The restaurant is now called Clade. Just opened under a new name. Everything is still very improvised. No menu, no wine list. NFC device does not work or site is unsafe. Not so bad if the food tastes good. But unfortunately that is not the case. We've never had such bad Spaghetti Vongole. Wrong type of mussel, tough like leather, tastes bad. My “veal fillet” was none and also quite dry. There was plastic in the vegetables. The oil on the table has expired since September last year. All complaints were acknowledged with a shrug of the shoulders and then made themselves invisible, so that in the end we had to wait an unreasonably long time until we were “allowed” to pay. Absolutely below average. Except for the price and obviously people's self-assessment. Can something like that work?