So steeped in ignorance that he doesn't know how Glovo prices work, so much so that you can pay for a kebab with Monopoly money and still have some left over for the Christmas and Boxing Day bingo combined. Meat that tastes like it was imported from Turkey on a dinghy, and onions so overpowering that if you utter a sentence using only vowels, they'll make you honorary mayor of Tropea. If it was a flash in the pan before, now it's a confirmed success. NAS, stay away so we can make everyone happy.