Old Wild West In Assago

30/12/2024: "BURGER KING VEGAN BURGER OPENED A PORTAL TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION" I bit into the vegan burger, and everything changed. The lights flickered, my hands trembled, and suddenly, I was floating above the restaurant, watching myself eat like some astral projection gone wrong. The patty wasn’t food—it was a message from beings far beyond our comprehension. The pickles whispered ancient truths. The lettuce folded into fractal patterns. The ketchup? A blood pact with the cosmos. I could feel the Earth spinning faster with each bite, time warping as if Burger King had hacked the simulation. By the time I finished, I was no longer me. I was everything and nothing, a vegan burger prophet destined to spread its gospel. Do not eat this burger unless you are ready to face the infinite void of flavor and existential enlightenment.

28/12/2024: I didn't imagine that the burger king in the station was so welcoming and with friendly staff willing to help you with your order, relatively clean bathroom, good food