Dal Baffo In Lodi

31/03/2025: Hi, my name is Ubaldo, I'm from Novara and I'm 39 years old, I ended up in this restaurant because since I suffer from shaking balls (and one bigger than the other, the right one looks like Venus and the left one looks like uranium/pluto) I had to come all the way here to pay a visit to my buttocks, I stopped in this place to taste some Chinese delicacies, as soon as I entered I pulled a smelly loofah and thank goodness that they didn't tell me anything, then I suffer from the line on the stinky dick that's at the top of the glans, you understand right? that line where the piss comes out, I practically have it enlarged, it's gigantic and unfortunately it has the peculiarity of taking the smell from the things I eat, in my case I ate some penne all'arrabbiata and as a result my glans was very angry, it looked exactly like this (😡) after five minutes he became even more arrogant and pissed off as the penne all'arrabiata made him angry like an Asian snore from a thousand sleepless nights (like like this=👿) then my big hat started to taste angry, then I ate the sea tagliolini, and in addition to making my giant buttocks tremble, my glans started to smell just like a real sea breeze, like a typical sea glans and ugh why am I sorry these sea tagliolini were really good, in fact my sea pubis exploded, in the end I ate the typical green apple sorbet as dessert in fact my glans became green like a leaf 🍃, even my dick looked like a real dick 🫛, space place anyway the food is very good sorry for the bad terminologies but after eating I looked like a beautiful Madagascar girl from space, what a wonderful place

02/12/2024: Without infamy and without praise, good for a bite to eat without spending a fortune