Da Gigetto In Ortonovo

22/02/2025: I entered the pizzeria, as soon as I entered I was served a spectacular Martian with three eyes and three fingers on each hand! Here at Pipeo, my wife ordered a hot calzone but one of their Martians takes the calzone and the cock has met a terrible end! He was put on a catapult to defend the pizzeria from the Nas team. I, on the other hand, ordered a pizza, took two bites and found a smoke grenade, then I asked him why it was there and the Martians replied that it is their tradition to put bombs in pizzas and "bomb" trousers. Then the pizza chefs started speaking in a strange language, saying that the dough was finished, and they used sand to make the dough and called the "sal brigade" for help for the flour. I left the pizzeria and saw a breathtaking battle against Nas! Pizzas flying, trousers bomb from catapults, an explosion of flour outside the pizzeria! I absolutely recommend it for pizza lovers and especially for the "bomba" calzone.

20/02/2025: Hi, I ordered a pizza but I found a hair in the pizza. I say that if next time I make you explode without nuclear intentions but if you continue like this the b11 will be inside your pizzeria