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04/08/2025: Strolled in here expecting a nice lunch. Left wondering if I’d ever be happy anywhere else again. First off, Antonio deserves his own fan club. The man is so friendly and professional, I’m 90% sure he’s not actually human but some kind of hospitality cyborg sent from the future to make sure everyone has a good time. We were celebrating a birthday and somehow ended up feeling like celebrities, minus the paparazzi and questionable life choices. The view was absolutely ridiculous. You know when you look at a travel brochure and think, “Sure, no way it looks like that”? Well, it does look like that. Sea breeze included, at no extra charge. The food? The drinks? Delicious and didn’t cost the GDP of a small country. You’d think with that view they’d be charging you rent just to sit there, but nope, very reasonable. Turned up at lunch without a booking and still got seated right away. Can’t decide if that was a fluke or if the universe just likes me now.

16/07/2025: Excellent food. Very friendly service. Nice and quiet. Great views.